Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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