I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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