So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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