i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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