Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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