Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just threw up on my dentist
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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