After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I want to be your penis for a week.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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