Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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