How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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