have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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