So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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