Christians are straight up FREAKS
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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