We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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