I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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