The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This is classic penis vs brain.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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