the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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