they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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