Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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