Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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