He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Holy shit dude........stairs
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
