You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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