My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
