guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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