Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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