Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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