That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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