You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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