i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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