i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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