she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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