Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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