She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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