I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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