The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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