That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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