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i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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