I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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