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im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sext me about skeletons
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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