So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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