I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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