doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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