he thought i was a dude.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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