oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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