He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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