And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Randomize
