I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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