Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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