why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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