Your tits are I can't wait for
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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