If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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