I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm getting married
To pizza
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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