8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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