is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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