We won't sleep together?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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